Featherweight app for iPhone and iPad

alright so here is the deal. curling is dope. like super dope. but sometimes you just want to curl on the way to the old j.o.b. and sometimes you just want to curl late at night and sometimes you just got to make the curl happen. we got you taken care of. this game is like curling, but if your phone was made of ice or like metal or something. materials are confusing. whatever. this game is kind of like curling, but hard.

we asked some people to try this game, they said...

"I think your ex just texted you, she sounds pissssssssed" -- buddy I gave my phone to at a bar

"this game is ruff" -- newton the office dog

"this is what youve been working on all this time, oh lord" -- my parents

What could possibly go wrong?